Head Banging

I was picking up the garbage. Routine! I went to get the garbage by my desk. Like I know this desk exists! But what do I do? Whack my noggin (head) right above my eye ... like I couldn't see the desk coming???? and provide myself with a goose egg... How stupid! I yelled a bit but have survived. The trauma brought out a sty the next morning so then I have a swollen forehead and a swollen eye!!! Real cute!

I'll get over it!